Satanism ??? Not exaclty what u had in mind !

Reader Discretion Adviced!The following entry represents My ideas and my interpretations on this subject!!This is in NOT an article to promote satanism or any other similar Cults!!


Satanism ??? lemme guess ?? The freaky weird dudes and females wearing black torturing animals , performing blood sacrifices , murders ,black masses!! Thats what you had in mind ?? Well that my friend is a good example for what could be called as Ignorance!!Then what the heck is satanism u ask ?? Ill try to tell u the things the way i percieved it !! TO make everything Dead simple .. heres the deal..

There was once a 16 year old child who used to be an organ player in a carnival... Every sunday morning he used to play for the tent-show evangalists when they used to pray aloud for the lord to forgive them and purge them of carnal desires (Dont tell me u dont know what Carnal desires are !!!)But then he used to find these same evangalists coming back every other nights lusting after the women there !! He never used to understand the logic behind such a religion where physical gratification is considered a Sin. He believed that an actual church is one which would recapture mans body and his carnal desires as objects of celebration.This wise dude was Anton Szandor LaVey.The main power behind the establishment of What is known as "Church of Satan".
Anton Szandor LaVey


WHAT IS SATAN?

LaVey has given Clear meanings as to What "Satan" in satanism means .Given as

Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence.
Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams.
Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit.
Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates.
Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek.
Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires.
Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all.
Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification.
Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years.

These are the Nine Satanic statements taken out of "The bible of Satan"...Used to mock the 10 commandments of the actual Bible.It clearly Shows satan as only a Symbol ... a figure which questions every illogical views put forward by the "church". So satanism at its Core isnt about brutal ritual killings , sacrifices ,black masses etc !! The latter activites are a part of another Cult of extremists which had split away from Mainstream satanism.They call themselves the "Temple of Set".Named After the egyptian Dark Lord Set.According to the setians Satan is an actual being , (Red with horns , tail and all the works !!!). With them comes the more bloodier aspect of satanism ... Which almost everyone is familiar with including practising of black magic , sacrfices , Torturing of animals ,blood rituals etc.

Various misunderstandings and Causes:-

1)All satanists ARE NOT devil worshippers!! Some Satanists do, in fact, worship the Abrahamic devil... but in mainstream satanism ...they loathe the word "devil-worship" !! Mainly because LaVey himself has written that worshipping a deity(Devil in this case) is a sign of intellectual weakness !!!

2)Many devout religious groups, particularly fundamentalist Christian groups, classify any non-Abrahimic religious worship as "Satanic." In this view, there are only two beings powerful enough to warrant worship: God, and the former angel Lucifer. Any worship of beings that are not God is, by default, worshipping Satan. In the most extreme cases, such groups will classify belief systems as "Satanic" that otherwise have no connection to Satanism, including nearly all pagan beliefs, Wicca, other Abrahimic religions, eastern religions, and even non-religious groups such as the Freemasons.

3)The media, when reporting on crimes committed by anyone who is even remotely connected with Satanism, frequently fixate on that aspect of the story and make it sound like the criminals are "Satanists" or "Devil worshippers." News agencies typically do this in order to boost ratings.

4)Some criminals who commit horrible or abhorrent crimes, claim to do so in the name of "Satan", or as part of "Satanic rituals" which require such actions. Such claims may come from criminals who truly consider themselves Satanists of some kind, or from criminals who are "dabbling" in what they wrongly believe to be "mainstream" Satanism, or from criminals who are (legitimately or otherwise) claiming mental disabilities to avoid prosecution

A surface look at Psychotropic Drugs - Pt II

Due to Popular demand(Who the hell am i kidding ??? ) ... im putting up the second part of the post on Drugs... Enjoy

6)COKE

Cocaine and crack are both stimulants with powerful, but short-lived effects. The big difference is that crack is much stronger and more addictive than cocaine.
Coke is a white powder that's usually divided into lines on a smooth surface and snorted up the nose with a rolled up tenner or a straw. It can be smoked and is sometimes made into a solution and injected.
AKA:- coke, charlie, C, white, Percy, snow, toot.

7)CANNABIS


Cannabis is prepared for human consumption in several forms:

Marijuana or buds, the resin gland-rich flowering tops of female plants.
Sinsemilla or sensemillia, flowering tops which are free of seeds as a result of being grown in a pollen-free environment. Since no plant energy can go into seed formation, this version is higher in psychoactive components.
kief or kif, a powder containing the resin glands (glandular trichomes, often incorrectly called "crystals" or "pollen"). It is produced by sifting marijuana and leaves.
Hashish, a concentrated resin made from pressing kif into blocks.
Charas, produced by hand-rubbing the resin from the resin gland-rich parts of the plant. Often thin dark rectangular pieces.
Bhang, prepared by the wet grinding of the leaves of the plant and used as a drink.
Hash oil, resulting from extraction or distillation of THC-rich parts of the plant.
Residue, when smoked through a pipe all of the above will cause black goo to create a film on the sides or collect in certain knooks depending on it's shape. This can be collected and resmoked.
Minimally potent leaves and detritus, called shake, bush or leaf.



AKA :- Bhang, black, blast, blow, blunts. Bob Hope, bush, dope, draw, ganja, grass, hash, hashish, hemp, herb, marijuana, pot, puff, Northern Lights, resin, sensi, sinsemilla, shit, skunk, smoke, soap, spliff, wacky backy, weed, zero. Some names are based on where it comes from... Afghan, homegrown, Moroccan etc
(I couldave go ON AND ON about cannabis , But then i didnt Wanna make it any more long and boring than it already is !!!! )

8)Heroin

Heroin is a natural opiate. It's made from the morphine which comes from the opium poppy. Like many drugs made from opium, including the synthetic opioids like methadone, heroin is a very strong painkiller.

Heroin sold as 'brown' is sometimes used by clubbers as a chill out after a big night out. Brown is still heroin, some people mistakenly think it's not as addictive.

Heroin comes as a white powder when it's pure such as that used by doctors. But thanks to the range of substances it's cut with, street heroin can be anything from brownish white to brown.

It can be smoked, snorted or dissolved in water and injected.

AKA :- Brown, skag, H, horse, gear, smack.

9)Crystal MEth

Methylamphetamine (commonly referred to as methamphetamine) is one of a group of a psychostimulant drugs called amphetamines that act on the brain and nervous system.

Illicit methylamphetamine is produced in tablet, powder, or crystalline forms. These products are taken orally, snorted or can be prepared for injection, but unlike amphetamine, methylamphetamine can also be smoked.

The powder is sometimes referred to as 'crystal meth', but this term is more often used for the purer crystalline form, also known as 'ice', 'glass', 'tina' and 'christine'.

The tablet form is sometimes referred to as 'yaba'.

10)Magic mushroom

Magic Mushrooms are mushrooms which grow in the wild that produce similar effects to LSD when you eat them. There are two main types and they are both very different.

The most common form is a species called psilocybe, the other more potent variety is amanita muscaria. There are deadly poisonous species of amanitas. If you don't know what you're doing, don't take them.

Psilcybin mushrooms are small and tan coloured and bruise blue when they're touched. Amanita Muscaria are more like the red and white spotted toadstools you see in fairytale books.

After picking, they're both either eaten raw or dried out and stored. Most people take between 1-5 grams.

AKA :- Liberties, magics, mushies, liberty cap, psilcybe semilanceata, psilcybin, shrooms, Amani agaric, Fly Agaric.

A surface look at Psychotropic Drugs - Pt I

Yup its Exam time again and i thought .. What the hell ..mightaswell blog :D . Ive been hearing (and seeing? ) A lot on Weed and marijuana lately. All i knew was that they were just Drugs . So one day i decided to enlighten myself , so i checked it out on the net .This here is some stuff i found on it !!! Its about various psychotropic Drugs !!(Yeah dude , the stuff ur weird neighbour snorts!! ) its Divided into 2 parts Cuz as just one post , its WAAY too huge ( Not surprising huh :D !!)
The descriptions are taken straight out of Websites and has Zero contribution from me!!!! So it might be a lot more boring than my usual boring posts !!!

1)Ecstacy

The original designer drug. Ecstasy shot to fame in the early 90's as the rave culture took off and clubbers took it to stay awake and dance for hours. An estimated 500,000* people take it every weekend.Pure Ecstasy is a white crystalline powder known to chemists as MDMA. Ecstasy sold on the street is usually in tablet form although it's getting more common to see it sold as powder. E's come in all sorts of colours and some of them have pictures or logos stamped into them.
They are usually swallowed although some people do smoke or snort them.
The effects take about half an hour to kick in and tend to last between 3 to 6 hours, followed by a gradual comedown. It's the drug of choice for many clubbers and 4% of 16-25 year olds have taken some in the last 3 months.
People have been known to take another E because they haven't come up. The danger is both E's kick in and you have a double dose to deal with
AKA :- E, pills, brownies, burgers, disco biscuits, hug drug, 'Mitsubishi's', 'Rolex's', 'Dolphin's', XTC

2)LSD

LSD or Lysergic Acid Diethylamide is a hallucinogenic drug originally derived from ergot, a fungus found growing wild on rye and other grasses. It's commonly called acid. The experience is known as a trip and these trips can be good or bad. A good trip can be a lot of fun. A bad trip is your worst nightmare come to life.
As a street drug it's usually sold as tiny squares of paper, usually with pictures on them. But it can be found as a liquid or as tiny pellets.
A trip can take from 20 minutes to an hour to start and usually lasts about 12 hours. Once it's started you can't stop it. And until you take a tab of acid you can't tell how strong it is or how it's going to affect you.
AKA - Acid, blotter, cheer, dots, drop, flash, hawk, L, lightening flash, liquid acid, Lucy, micro dot, paper mushrooms, rainbows, smilies, stars, tab, trips, tripper, window. Sometimes LSD is known by the pictures on them e.g strawberries.

3)Speed

Speed is the street name for Amphetamine. Like coke it's a stimulant that people take to keep them awake and alert. It's Britain's least pure illegal drug. It's often taken along with E.
Amphetamines like speed are usually sold in wraps like cocaine. The powder is off-white or pinkish and can sometimes look like small crystals. Base speed is purer and is a pinkish-grey colour and feels like putty.
Crystal Meth (Methamphetamine or Methylamphetamine) is processed speed that looks like off-white rocks or crystals. Both Speed and Crystal Meth are Amphetamines although Crystal Meth is able to be smoked, it is much stronger and more likely to lead to dependence.
Prescription amphetamines like dexamphetamine are usually small white pills.
Speed's either dabbed onto the gums or sniffed in lines like cocaine using a rolled up bank note. Sometimes it's rolled up in cigarette paper and swallowed. This is called a speedbomb. It can be mixed in drinks, or injected and methamphetamine can be smoked in its 'crystal' form.
The effects kick in after about half an hour if ingested but much quicker if injected or smoked (methamphetamine) and can last for up to six hours. But it all depends on the quality of the speed. The high is followed by a long slow comedown.
AKA Amphetamine Sulphate, Phet, Billy, Whizz, Sulph, Base, Amphetamine, Paste, Dexamphetamine, Dexies, Dexedrine.

4)Poppers

Poppers are small bottles filled with liquid chemicals called alkyl nitrites. They were used at the turn of the century for people suffering from chest pains. Nitrites like Amyl Nitrite dilate the blood vessels and allow more blood to get to the heart.
They're usually sniffed straight from the bottle and deliver a short, sharp high. Poppers are sold in sex shops, clubs and gay bars.
Nitrites originally came as small glass capsules that were popped open, hence the name. Nowadays they're available in small bottles with brand names like Ram, Thrust and Rock Hard. One big sniff and you can feel the effects. They fade after a couple of minutes.
AKA Amyl nitrite, butyl nitrite, isobutyl nitrite, Ram, Thrust, Rock Hard, Kix, TNT, Liquid Gold

5)Crack

Crack is a smokeable form of Cocaine that's made into small lumps or rocks. It's called crack because it makes a crackling sound when it's being burnt. It's a stimulant with short-lived effects and it's properly addictive.
A rock of crack is about the size of a raisin. It's usually smoked in a pipe, glass tube, plastic bottle or in foil. Most people take it this way and it's known as freebasing. Although it can be injected.
AKA rocks, wash, stones, pebbles, base, freebase.

Well known facts.... WHICH ARE WRONG!!!!!!!!!

Myth 1: Coca-Cola will dissolve a tooth overrnight. (HAH Dont the parents just WIsh!!)

FACT -
Coca-Cola will not dissolve a tooth (or a nail, or a penny, or a piece of meat) overnight. Coca-Cola contains acids (such as citric acid and phosphoric acid) which will eventually dissolve items such as teeth (given enough time), but so do plenty of other substances we commonly ingest (such as orange juice). The concentration of acid in these products is so low that our digestive systems are easily capable of coping with it with no harm to us

Myth 2:The Great Wall of China is the only man-made object visible from the moon (Wrong again)

FACT-
The only thing you can see from the moon is a beautiful sphere, mostly white (clouds), some blue (ocean), patches of yellow (deserts), and every once in a while some green vegetation. No man-made object is visible on this scale. In fact, when first leaving earth's orbit and only a few thousand miles away, no man-made object is visible at that point either.An object that can barely be seen from a height of 180 miles up is obviously not going to be visible from the moon (roughly 237,000 miles away), as confirmed by Apollo 12 astronaut Alan Bean

MYTH 3: On average, men think about sex every seven seconds ( wweeeLLL Wrong of course..... Apparently they think less about it....Contrary to what i thought as once in 3 seconds..... no comments check the linkHere )

MYTH 4:Hair grows back darker or thicker after it has been shaved.(Sigh... no wonder!!)

FACT-
Shaving has Absolutely No Accelarating effects on the Growth of hair!!! JUst an old Wive's Tale.
Scientifically proved.

MYTH 5: Cats always land on their feet

FACT-
While cats instinctively fall feet first and may survive falls from high places, they also may receive broken bones in the process.So Not always do cats land on their 4 feet.

MYTH 6:Swallowing a chewing gum would mean it would remain in ur digestive system for a long long time

FACT-
Chewing gum is largely indigestible, but it will make its way through your digestive system at the same rate as anything else you consume.

MYTH 7:Drinking alcohol — brandy, for example — will warm you up when out in cold weather.
(OH noo)

FACT-
A swig of brandy might initially make you feel warmer, but drinking any alcoholic beverage actually lowers your core body temperature. It sends blood to your skin, which will make you feel warm and flushed, but causes you to lose body heat. You could suffer from hypothermia and not even feel it. Alcohol can also cause dehydration and impair your judgment, which can make matters even worse.

MYTH 8:Everyone should drink eight glasses of water a day to stay healthy and properly hydrated

FACT-
While it's a good idea to drink plenty of water, there is no scientific or medical basis for the specific amount of eight glasses per day. Water intake needs vary from person to person, depending on age, size and amount of physical activity. We can also get water from food and other beverages, so we don't necessarily need to get all of our fluids in the form of drinking water

MYTH 9:If you cut a worm in half, each half will grow back into a complete worm

FACT-
If you cut a worm in half, you will most likely end up with two halves of a dead worm. However, some species of worms can re-grow a new tail if it is cut off (or more likely, eaten by a bird). While it is possible that the head half of the worm may grow a new tail, the tail half will not grow a new head — so you're unlikely to end up with more worms than you started with.

A Chain Letter which i Actually Liked

Well Came across This very interesting Mail a while ago.Thought id share it ... Hav fun :D





**Hello, my name is Busted P. Mathews. I am suffering from rare anddeadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity,fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, livingwith a girlfriend with 26 bras on and guilt for not forwarding out 50billion fucking chain letters...**
...sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send themon, then that poor fucking 6 year old girl in Arkansas with abreast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to haveit removed before her redneck parents sell her off to thetraveling freak show.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give youand everyone you send his email to $1000? How stupid are you? Ooooh,looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll getlaid by every Playboy Bunny in the magazine! What a bunch offucking bullshit. So basically, this message is a big FUCKYOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than tosend me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letterleprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleepfor not continuing the chain which was started by Ceaser in 5 A.D.and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflowerand if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the GuinnessBook of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatantstupidity.Fuck them!

If you're going to forwardsomething, at least send me something mildly fucking amusing. I'veseen all the 'send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor,wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a Nickel fromsome omniscient being forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking care.Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actuallycontributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's your ownunpopularity.* ***THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS: ****
Chain Letter Type 1:


** (scroll down)


**Make a wish!!! **


**Keep Scrolling **


No, really, go on and make one!!!


**Oh please, they'll never go out with you!!! Wish somethingelse!!! **


**Not that, you pervert!! **


**STOP!!!! **

**Wasn't that fun? :)

**Hope you made a great wish :)

**Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do.First of all, if you don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, **you will be raped by a mad goat and thrown off a highbuilding into a pile of manure. ****It's true! **Because, THIS letter isn't like those fake ones, **THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!!
**Here's how it goes:
**Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you **for sending them a stupid chain letter.
Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you **for sending them a stupid chain letter.
**Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you **for sending them a stupid chain letter, **and may form a plot on your life.
**Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you **for sending them a stupid chain letter **and will napalm your house.**Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!


****Chain Letter Type 2 :

**Hello, andthank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starvinglittle boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, noparents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, becausefor every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to theLittle Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy fromBaklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Oh, and remember, we haveabsolutely no way of counting the emails sent and this is all acomplete load of bullshit. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 peoplein the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentallysend this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly. **Thanks again!!

****Chain Letter Type 3 : **Hi there!! **This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is absolutelyincredible because there was no email then and probably not as manysad pricks with nothing better to do. So this is how it works...Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or somethinghorrible will happen to you like:**

**Bizarre Horror Story #1Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She hadrecently received this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in acrack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down adrainpipe in a flood of poopie, and went flying out over a waterfall.Not only did she smell nasty, she died. **This Could Happen To You!!!

**Bizarre Horror Story #2 **Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got achain letter in his mail and ignored it. Later that day, he washit by a car and so was his boyfriend (hey, some people swingthat way). They both died and went to hell and were cursed to eatadorable kittens every day for eternity. This Could HappenTo You Too!!! Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley and Bip.Just send this letter to all of your loser friends, and everythingwill be okay. **

**Chain Letter Type 4 : ****As if you care,here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to all your friends.
**FRIENDS: **
A friend is someone who is always at your side.A friend is someone who likes you even though you stink of shit, **and your breath smells like you've been eating catfood.
**A friend is someone who likes you even though you're as ugly as a hat fullof assholes.
**A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you've soiled yourself.
**A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about yoursad, sad life.
**A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they reallythink you should be raped by mad goats, then thrown to vicious dogs.
**A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet, vacuums and then gets **the cheque and leaves and doesn't speak much English...no, sorry...that'sthe cleaning lady.
**A friend is NOT someone who sends you chain letters because he wants hiswish ofbeing rich to come true. Now pass this on! If you don't, you'll never havesex ever again! The point being? If you get some chain letter that'sthreatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of yourlife, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off bymaking them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth,who's been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years, whose onlysavior is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forwardthis mail, otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right? **

**Now forward this to everyone that you know otherwise you'll find allyour bras and underwears missing tomorrow morning!

Tagged!!! Sigh

Just as i was relaxing in peace.... I hear the much dreaded words... "TAGGED" (Again???? Right in the middle of exams??AGAIN???) Wat am i doing relaxing in the middle of my exams u ask?? heres something for u ... MIND YOUR OWN BUISNESS or find ur name in the number 1 spot on my revised hate List!!!!! Which brings us to the topic of today - 10 things i absolutely hate...THen again , continue reading only if youre prepared to waste another 10 minutes of ur life!!!Ok this im gonna enjoy !!! However much it sounds like ... im NOT a hater :D :D :D !!!!

1) Ok this one Dedicated to the more serious stuff everyone hates politics , terrorists, bad hair days yada yada... Yeah similar to kartoos!!(Though i didnt flick it from her mind you!Now that we are done with the serious stuff yaaaaay.... On with my oddities !!!)

2) People who think high skool children commit crimes in skool because They are inspired Heavy metal and games like Doom !!!! Wat a load of crap!! I listen to metal , Ive finished doom , 3 times Back to back . Do u see me walking to skool with a gun ?? (Ok u cant include the time i went with the hatchet....the principal.... trust me she was PURE EVIL!!! )

3)Server problems - Since ive been using the net for a long long long long time...Nothing gets to my nerves more than server problems.... Logging into Yahoo... Awaiting a mail from the special someone....... o Wait......i cant log in ???? whats this ??? Yahoo is experiencing Server problems , please try after a decade ...WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME MY MAILS ... AARRGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or lets take yet another day in orkut..... logging in.. Huh ??? 40 scraps ???? PEople actually scrap me ?? Cool .. lemme check it out.... Click click , HUH???? Bad bad server ?? wat the???? I swear One more time i see the stupid page Ill go insane !!!

4)Silly Forwards - Send this to a 100 people in 30 seconds or Your crush is gonna go out with ur neighbour!!!!! I can proudly say that not once have i FOrwarded something as Crappy as chain letters !!! But wat if the curse of the chain letter really works u ask???? If it did then by this time i would be Bald, half naked and starving , sitting in a remote Tibetan village with yaks while my love life is on a permanent vacation(Not that my love life is really blooming now...but thats really unwanted info :D ) in mauritious with my best friend who doesnt realize the value of my friendship to him since i didnt send him the "Send it back to me , if youre my BEstest friend" mail...!!!! Get a life!!

5)Wannabes showing off - band of guys running around in their 4 wheelers With their sound systems going BOOM BOOM BOOM!!! I mean is there ever music in it ??? all i can comprehend from outside is a couple of loud bangs and booms... I hate to think of wat the poor blighter must be enduring inside...just to show us outsiders how loud his sound system is...... for your info I DONT CARE how loud it is ok??? So why dontcha do urself a favour and turn IT OFF!!!

6)Dammit i Hate writing out tags !!

7)I hate hip hop......... but i could never Stand that genre of music.

8)I hate it when PEople start shrieking and screeching for no reason..... Especially the high pitched ones.... It takes A lot for me .... NOT to go and give them a piece of my mind.(I think i still have the hatchet!! * EVIL GRIN *)

10)I Hate ASSIGNMENTS !!!(OK its lame....So BITE me!!!)
for the people woldave noticed the fact that i jumped from 8th point to the 10th.... Its 12:07 midnight , and i have a bad cold...So Gimme a break !!! OK ...the best part , I get to spread the agony....so i tag The Free Bird . Till i get tagged again... Bye bye Blog!!!

Tagged : The birth of void main

Void main was solely created so that one of my dear Friends Could tag me and make her life simpler (OK kartu , u Owe me Big time!! ) ... And yes , I just got Tagged !! For the less informed Tagging would mean i havta Give 8 points on My ideal Lover (Lips like jolie , ahhh and pamela anderson's ... ohhh Was i thinking out loud????? :-D ) .Im supposed to mention The sex of my ideal lover (WHAT THE???? o well rules are rules) .
Sex of my lover : FEMALE!!
and my 8 points are ..........
1) She must be broadminded enough to give me the space i need .
2)Id preffer it if she was Frank about all her opinions , Not solely agree with me on whatever nonsense i speak ( To be read as EVERYTHING i speak)
3)She must have her priorities and principles right!!(She must pay her taxes regularly??? oh please gimme a break...im supposed to get 5 more points !!!)
4)I would like it if she had a very high threshold to Highly sarcastic people With a dry sense of humour!! ( Yeah im guilty of being one among that Group )
5) She Should share at least some of my interests music , books , anything common which we could talk about!!
6)She should be a strong believer in "forgive and forget" (oooo boy im gonna need that a lot!!!!)
7)She should be a good cook :-D (Sounds lame??? Youve got better points wiseguy ??? )
8)I dont give much importance to Looks. After all its the purity of the heart that counts ...ok who am i kidding??? lets just cut the crap... If u look anything like Yana in the picture given above Then Call me Darling!!! Im single and waiting!!! (could i BE more clear :-D ?)
Wooohooo, done with the 8 points.... now ive to tag 8 OTHER PEOPLE ????? and i thought getting 8 points about my lover was tricky!! Since i have only One person in my list right now... im tagging Her... A very good friend of mine.. The Free Bird !!! Later then Mateys .. Ive got some unfinished Buisness (Loading the shotgun!!) ... ohh kaaaartuuuu :-), where are youuuu???